the prodigal blogger returns ...

first, let me extend my deepest apologies to my friends and fans who have not been given the pleasure to read my obnoxious drivel for ... wow ... like a month. it's amazing how time flies.

i've been extremely busy the past month with my new job, trying to learn the ins and outs, and basically find my groove and become comfortable with these new systems i'm working in. i have so much work that when i get home, honestly ... the last thing i want to do is blog. however, i figured it was time that i get back into my blogger mode and bore you all, yet again, with my nonsensical goings on.

when we last left our hero, he had uncovered a munchkin amidst his coworkers in the guise of a decrepit smoker who has an affinity for using the men's room. while that has not changed and she continues to utitilize the facilities of the opposite sex, our hero has discovered a strange new figure among his healthcare brethren, one that bears a striking resemblance to a past acquaintance ...

ladies and gentlemen, you will be happy to know that i have the privilege to work with the good mother, version 2, though not nearly as severe as the O.G. good mother. this one doesn't drink coffee ... she's cautious about what she eats, however, she smokes like a fire and nearly quoted the original good mother verbatim with "it's my body," when SBW (please refer to previous post) commented on her smoking while pregnant. however, this good mother cannot be more different than the original in all aspects, save the smoking. this GMv2 is funny, smart, cute and most definitely NOT white trash.

so, i'm on the phone with jamie as i type this and i think he is on something, though i can't imagine what drug could possibly affect jamie as he is, already, a bundle of energy and excitement. anyway, he's on his way to go pick up terri to take her to "rent" and he was asking what the show is about.

me: no money and aids.
jamie: you mean hiv.
me: no, they fast forward through that. goes straight from dick sucking to aids.
jamie: oh, kinda like an 'easy-bake oven.' you stick your dick in and five minutes later you come out with aids.

i fucking love him.

anyway, jamie has distracted me to the point that i cannot remember anything i wanted to blog about, so i will have to get back to everyone in another blog.

so, i just wanted you all to know that i am back and i WILL be blogging and catching up on my reading. i'm not reading any tonight, sorry folks, i'm beat. so, to those who tagged me, i will get to them. i promise!

love you all!