Thursday, December 20, 2007

"you don't own the road!" ~ an open letter to 18-wheeler drivers everywhere

i'm going to take a page from mrs.twink's book and write an open letter. why? because i feel like it. nyah!

dear sir or madam,

i'm writing with concerns at the way you and your ilk handle the large 18 wheeled vehicles on the roadways. contrary to what you may think, you do
not own the road. sure, you drive a very large vehicle and i'm sure any opposition you encounter will acquiesce to your superiority, however, you give little heed to safety or concerns of other motorists.

this morning, on the way to work, i noticed not one, not two, but three incidents where you and your kind gave little to no warning when switching lanes, often forcing other drivers to brake suddenly to avoid being pulled under your immense weight or forced into roadside barriers. i, myself, felt very confined and frightened when a large truck bearing concrete pipes crossed the double lines while travelling through the fort mchenry tunnel. perhaps you didn't realize, but to my right was this large thing called a wall. perhaps you are unfamiliar with what this is, so let me explain. when a hole is bored through--or under--solid rock and/or earth, they create these concrete constructs to support the hole which would now be called a 'tunnel'. these 'walls' have no give and remain solid regardless what size vehicle is thrown at them. tunnels have the uncanny effect of being a small enclosed space that i am sure even someone such as yourself has some understanding. therefore, when you cross the double line, i think of death. my own. it's not a happy thought and makes the already stressful commute to work all the more so.

although i made it through the tunnel relatively unscathed, bearing in mind, please, that my mental state is a little fractured after this near-exchange of heavy metal pleasantries, i am worried that one day i, or another motorist, will be turned into paste.

in closing, i would ask that you please bear some consideration for other drivers and keep in mind that although you are in a rush to get where you need to go, destroying a life in the process will, more often than not, delay your eventual arrival at your destination. i will tell you right now that i am definitely a person who will--and has--call those 1-800-how-am-driving? numbers. so, do everyone a favor, including yourself, and drive more carefully. don't ruin my day or my life. thank you.

sincerely yours,

a concerned driver.

5 comments:

Charm City Kim said...

I couldn't have said it better myself? Actually, I definitely couldn't have said it better.

Can you also write an open letter to the little old ladies that can barely see over their steering wheels?

Scooter McFly said...

oh, i think i could definitely do that for you, mrs.twink. <3

travelin' girl said...

Tunnels and 18 wheelers shouldn't even be in the same sentence. I totally feel your fear.

Jamie said...

You're a sissy!!
Hahaha...just kidding.
It gets VERY claustrophobic in the tunnel without 18 wheelers crossing the lines!

I'm glad you made it out safely

Terri: said...

i couldn't agree with you more! i drive down i95 every morning to get to work and it amazes me how moronic these guys drive.