deliveries go in the rear, thank you.

so, i know it's been a while since i've blogged but i really do have a valid reason ... seeing as i generally only blog from work, i've not been able to lately due to the fact that i have been in a different department and have not had access to my desk or computer for much of last week. i've taken over the position held by 'the good mother' ... at work, not at home. i've seen her boyfriend ... he scares me ... in the dueling banjo's sort of 'scares me.'

so ... a little bit of a recap of the past week:

'the good mother' was out on bed rest then was admitted to the hospital with toxemia. so, on tuesday morning, when she called out because she was getting blood work done, i was shoved into her position (no, not flat on my back) and basically had to do her job with the very limited training that i had received thus far. i managed to hold it together enough to do the job and the following day she was again absent and i had a much easier day of it, again being shunted into her position. i worked in the department for the rest of the week and was told that i did an amazing job seeing as i had only about an hour of training and i quote, "you did better than [the good mother] after 4 days than she does after 5 years." yay me!

call brown
ok, the ups guy who comes to our building is so deadly fine. he's got this brilliant smile and dark hair with light eyes and the only fault i've found in him are his thin legs or chicken legs. other than that, the guy is gorgeous. ok, so, with this new position i had to sign for a package on thursday. i start to sign and made some comment about it not looking like my signature:

me: that doesn't even look like my name.
ups guy: what's your name?
me: geoff.
ups guy: ::looks at signature and then says in a sultry voice with a smirk:: you just need some practice.

i laughed and he climbed into his truck and drove away. i do believe that he flirted with me, tho it wasn't what he said, it was how he said it ... all husky and sultry ... hmm. he could have said "doo-doo rag" like that and i would have been all over him. anyway, so the next day i was outside and i see the ups guys pull up so i walk over to sign for the package again. this time he's got quite a bundle and as he steps down from his truck he says:

ups guy: ::again in a sultry tone:: hey, i've got a big load for you today.

now that was a blatant flirt ... i don't think there's any mistaking it.

the british are coming ... the british are coming!
so, i finally went out this weekend for the first time in months ... like 3 or 4 months, not 100% sure. it's been a long time. anyway ... i had a blast. of course, i got completely shit faced and luckily i didn't make out with anyone or make a fool of myself aside form barrelling my way through a crowd of people to get to the bathroom before i puked everywhere. it was fun.

andy, my friend from england, just got in friday night and it was positively wonderful to see him again. i absolutely adore him and it's always great to hang out with him. he's an amazing guy and for some reason, the moment we met, we just clicked. i'm so glad he's here. he's supposed to be moving to the states soon, though there's no definitely time frame set yet and he thinks he may end up being in NY, which isn't as close as i'd like, but a helluva lot closer than england, so ... all will be good. :)

i also got to see erin and hot 'straight' james on friday night. boy is he ever delicious. mmm. i haven't seen them in a very long time ... i think since the night that terri, david and i picked them up alongside the road when the cab they were in sped off when james had him stop so he could be sick outside. all i remember from that night is comforting this guy as he puked in a gas station garbage can amidst a large crowd of thugs in a fairly not so great part of baltimore ... i feared for my life that night ... i really did. especially when one of the guys goes ... "are you fags?" i snapped at him and swished my hips and settled a cold stare on his face ... "no," i said.

so ... saturday i didn't do shit but huddle on jamie's sofa all day and watch tv with him. that's it. i didn't leave his house until around 7:30 that night because i was hungover and movement hurt. i'm better now.

ok, i think that's it for now. i can't think of anything else to blog about. if i think of anything i'll be back. until then.