Wednesday, September 19, 2007

news flash!!

this just in ... the good mother has upgraded!!

marlboro lights are no more ... she's moved on to cowboy killers! that's right, ladies and gentlemen ... she and her fetus are now enjoying the full flavor of marlboro reds.

when she moves on to crack, i will be sure to let you know.

5 comments:

Jamie said...

Yay!! More fetal destruction!! Make sure you keep us posted!

Seriously, poor kid...this is just the beginning of what is sure to be a difficult life

"I believe the children are our future..."

Scooter McFly said...

"teach them well and let them lead the way ..."

MrsTwink said...

You know, I'd just start posting pictures of babies whose mother smoked heavily during pregnancy all over the office.

Would that be subtle enough?

Jamie said...

Wait a minute!!!
This is NOT a news flash!!

You CLEARLY show her smoking Marlboro Red's in part 2 of "dundalk, dundalk, let's all move to fundalk!" And that was September 6th!!! That's two weeks ago!!!

Scooter McFly said...

omg, you're right jamie! i never noticed that before. i always see her with marlboro lights! how astute you are! thank you!