men are pigs ...

quick recap:

this weekend was fairly uneventful save for a birthday party we had on saturday for bob (and later i found out, matt). like all good gay events, this party had a theme to it and this party's theme was "gay prom" or "80's prom" however you wanted to look at it. all the decorating was done in shades of the rainbow (thus gay) and we had several ipods there with 80's playlists. i had a great time and terri and jamie did a fantastic job decorating (utilizing some of the decorations that terri and i had put up previously for jamie's party). i didn't drink a whole lot and thus was able to drive home, leaving the party a little after midnight.

ok, now to the subject of this blog ... men are pigs ...

this afternoon in the men's room i stepped up to the urinal to 'make water' and what do my wandering eyes behold? a nice juicy booger on the wall. i mean, seriously? most of the men can probably relate to seeing this sort of thing in a public restroom and, though technically the bathrooms here at work are considered public, one might expect a slightly higher decorum when in a professional location. yeah, not so much. i was thoroughly disgusted by this find and i stepped away from the urinal with a feeling in my stomach that i can't describe. i mean, this thing was mere inches from my face. that is certainly not something i want any part of my body near, in the restroom or otherwise. ugh. yeah, we all get boogers, but there's this new invention out called a tissue. please use it.

as i began washing my hands i happened to glance up and what did i spy? another juicy boogey clinging to the wall for dear life above the mirror. now, the mirror is approximately 2 feet higher in height than the top of my head so that one took some skill to get it up there and to stick with superfluous dexterity.

i work in an environment of retards, idiots and now, pigs with professional booger flinging ability.

::joy::

someone rescue me.

i'm half tempted to take a snapshot with my phone so you all can share in the bounty of crusty nasal discharge.