"6 o'clock already i was just in the middle of a dream ...."

it's tuesday.

it feels like a monday.

i got into work this morning at 6 a.m. and i'm fucking tired, but i have tomorrow off, so that's something to look forward to. however, i've been volunteered for overtime today which really sucks because i won't actually get paid overtime pay, due to the holiday. god bless america.

i went shopping at 'bloom' this morning for stuff for lunch. in case you don't know what 'bloom' is, have you heard of 'food lion'? you have? great. 'bloom' is what bought out many of the 'food lion's--if not all--in maryland. but have no fear, folks ... they have the same rancid meats as their predecessor, except now they have a pretty flower on the package. ::excited::

so, anyway, i walked out with some cottage cheese, cantaloupe, a salad of some sort (author's note: the salad was shit. i couldn't quite eat the brown lettuce and spongy pieces of ham and/or turkey substitute with a clear conscience. the cheese was alright, tho. that is all.) and some pepcid complete. that shit better work as fast as they proclaim. i've had heartburn since sunday and i've gone through half a bottle of pepto all to no avail. if i have much more, my poo will be like tar. no thank you.

speaking of poo ...

i "made wind" while driving to work today and the smell was so ferocious--like a cross between sour milk and rotting trash--i almost pulled over to let the jeep breathe and check the undercarriage to make sure i didn't actually hit an animal or a small child and was actually smelling the cooking, road-rashed flesh. i didn't. instead i just hung my head out the window and drove the rest of the way to work. that was actually quite fun. now i see why dogs do it.

now that i've shared my filthy tuesday morning secret with you, i should probably get to work. i think my internet usage is going to start being monitored soon. at least i'm not checking my myspace from work like so many others do. bah.

ta.