this blog posting is in response to mrs.twink's blog where-in she calls me the spokesperson for homosexuals (see: the list keeps growing) and regarding the 'maxi-pad' comment.
you see, yesterday at work, mo' money came up to me and got all secretive and informs me she has a question to ask me. i'm like, ok, shoot.
mo' money: is it true that when gay men have sex they need to wear maxi-pads the next day?
me: ::blank stare::
me: ::disgusted face::
me: um, where the hell did you hear that?
mo' money: [co-worker] told me that her gay cousin said that.
me: um, that's news to me.
mo' money: so it's not true?
me: ::blank stare:: yes, it's true ... i get it in the rear so much i have to use heavy flow pads.
i pause.
me: no, it's not true .. jesus.
then later i got asked by two different women what it was like to have a 'one night stand'. are you kidding me? who the fuck am i, susan johannsen? apparently i am the know all/be all of gay knowledge.
hope that clarifies a bit.
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3 comments:
Hahaha - I *love* this story!
Ryan suggested that you go to work next time hauling a box of heavy flow TAMPONS. :)
ROFLMAO!!
Boy...I need to work with you!
It sounds like a blast!!
Just as a hint: Maxi pads make me look bloated so usually I opt for tampons. But, after a real rough night sometimes I have to double up.
Seriously?!?! Please tell me this is a joke!
this is not a joke ... this is a serious question posed to me. it's disturbing.
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